Our favorite snarkey dwarf has found the dwarfette of his dreams.
Heeding the call to save Brewfest, because saving Brewfest is very important to, well, dwarfs, Barley liberated an otherwise unassuming mug from Direbrew, only to discover that like Aladin with his lamp that mug had the power to make his dreams come true.
Turns out, that well-worn mug calls forth a dark and curvy lass who not only hands out beer in limitless quantity, but also smacks around your adversaries and is, as mentioned, a dark and curvy dwarf lass.
There have been proposals, dowries discussed, mugs tossed back and about. It's both cute and disturbing at the same time.
Beats the questionable relationship that Barley's original incarnation had with her mechanostrider...
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